We’ll all said things that we regret, haven’t we? You’re sitting there trying to impress that new girl/boy that you’ve fancied for aaaages and you’ve said something a crack or whatever that hangs in the air and makes your date look like you’ve just said that Hitler had the right idea.

But fear not, here is a list of the ten things you really must not say when you’re on a date:

1)    You’re not as good looking naked as my Brother/Sister

2)    How do you feel about a three way?

3)    Wow, you’re so attractive I think I’ve soiled myself

4)    Have you ever tried human meat?

5)    Linux is so much better than Windows, don’t you think?

6)    If you see the police, let me know, and don’t be offended if I run..

7)    Would you like to come back for coffee? I think my mum’s still up and she can make it

8)    The Daily Mail is always right

9)     Like these clothes? I found these free on a dead tramp

10)    I have to be back by 8pm otherwise this tag will go crazy

Got any other crackers or better still stories of any of the above actually happening? Why not comment and let us know?